CLICK HERE TO BOOK MADNESS TICKETS

  • Home
  • Weddings Hire
  • Menu
  • Event Hire
  • Tickets
  • contact us
  • More
    • Home
    • Weddings Hire
    • Menu
    • Event Hire
    • Tickets
    • contact us
  • Sign In
  • Create Account

  • Orders
  • My Account
  • Signed in as:

  • filler@godaddy.com


  • Orders
  • My Account
  • Sign out

Signed in as:

filler@godaddy.com

  • Home
  • Weddings Hire
  • Menu
  • Event Hire
  • Tickets
  • contact us

Account


  • Orders
  • My Account
  • Sign out


  • Sign In
  • Orders
  • My Account

our menu

Please note that when making a reservation, you are booking a table in our restaurant.

With plenty of seating outside there is no need to book for the garden or bar area.  

We do not take reservations for these areas .

BOOK A TABLE

our food

Menu

Main Menu


Starters

SOUP OF THE DAY

4.95

Chef's soup of the day served with warm fresh bread.

CRAYFISH COCKTAIL (gf)

6.80

Fresh crayfish on baby gem, tomato and cocktail sauce.

CRAB CAKES

6.90

Crab cakes with red peppers and cayenne, coated in crispy breadcrumbs flecked with coriander. Served with sweet chilli sauce.

BURRATA DI PUGLIA (v)

6.70

 Creamy Burrata cheese from Puglia, on a bed of ripe, pesto-marinated tomatoes. Finished with a drizzle of rich, aged balsamic vinegar & served with warm bread. 

GARLIC MUSHROOMS (gf) (v)

6.30

Button mushrooms cooked in a creamy garlic sauce, grilled with cheddar cheese and served with toasted ciabatta.

FARMHOUSE PÂTÉ (gf)

6.65

Farmhouse pork liver and chicken pâté, with a roast onion topping and flat toast.

CALAMARI STRIPS

6.45

Tender strips of lightly coated calamari. Served with garlic and lemon mayonnaise.

MOULES MARINIÉRES

8.85

Mussels in a white wine, onion & parsley sauce served with warm fresh bread. (Enjoy as a main for £12.85) 

SHARING BAKED CAMEMBERT (v)

8.70

Warm oozing French camembert for two to share. Topped with rosemary served with toasted breads. Gluten free option available  

GROUND BEEF QUESADILLA (v)

6.40

Mexican flat toasted wrap, filled with ground beef, peppers & cheese. Topped with salsa & sour cream. (Vegetarian option available)

VEGETABLE PAKORAS (ve)

5.90

Indian pakora made with potatoes, onion, cabbage, spinach & peas with a blend of spices, with a vegan minty mayo sauce.


Small plates

TOASTED CIABATTA

7.45

Our toasted ciabatta breads with your choice of filling served with a side of crisps. Choose from; 


 • French brie, bacon & cranberry • Wiltshire ham & Cheddar  • Pesto Verde, tomato & Cheddar melt (v) 

PLOUGHMAN'S LUNCH

11.45

Indulge in a traditional British classic with our Ploughman's Lunch! Honey Glazed Ham served with Mild piccalilli, Branston© Pickle, warm baguette, mixed Salad, Taw Valley Mature Cheddar, giant pickled Onions, apple & Crunchy Gherkins.

BAKED POTATO AND FILLING (gf)

8.85

Try our jumbo slow baked potatoes with your choice of filling. Choose from; 

 • Crayfish! in cocktail sauce • Tuna fish and mayonnaise 

 • Cajun baked beans & Cheddar (v) • Vegan coleslaw & paprika (ve) 


Pasta & Salads

CHICK & BACON CAJUN SALAD

11.45

Salad with a kick! Mixed leaf salad and cherry tomatoes with layers of Cajun chicken & bacon topped with homemade croutons.

LASAGNE CLASSICO

10.85

Layers of egg pasta interleaved with a minced beef & red wine ragu. Topped with a creamy white béchamel & cheddar cheese.

LENTIL BOLOGNESE (ve)

10.70

Mushroom & Mixed Lentil spaghetti bolognese in a rich tomato and herb sauce with red wine. Italian-inspired vegan dish.

CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD (v)

10.95

Pieces of torn cos lettuce tossed in a creamy Caesar sauce with red onion, homemade croutons and Italian hard cheese shavings. Add chicken £2.00 

VEGETABLE LASAGNE (v)

10.65

Roasted peppers, courgette and aubergine in a rich tomato & between layers of pasta, with cheese sauce & topped with cheese


Mains

STEAK AND ALE PIE

12.85

Award winning Kentish Made Pie. Hand diced British Beef slow cooked with onions and dark ale in a rich meat sauce. Served with creamy mash and vegetables.

CAPTAIN'S FISH PIE

13.15

Tender chunks of smoked cod, salmon and Alaska pollock in a creamy mature cheddar cheese and spinach sauce and topped with buttery mashed potato and a ciabatta crumb. Served with seasonal vegetables and parsley sauce.

HAND BATTERED HADDOCK

13.95

Served with tartare sauce, peas, or mushy peas and hunky chips. 

CHICKPEA & SPINACH CURRY (ve)

12.85

Mild Chickpea, Sweet Potato & Spinach vegan Curry. Served with rice and naan.  Gluten free 

BOAT HOUSE BURGER

12.95

6oz Angus steak or buttermilk chicken burger topped with bacon & cheddar cheese. Served in a toasted bun with chips & slaw.

BEEF FEATHERBLADE

16.85

Slow-Cooked Salt & Pepper Beef Featherblade that falls apart with every mouthful. Served with fresh greens & a choice of mash or new potatoes, drizzled in a mushroom beef dripping gravy.

BANGERS AND MASH

13.85

 Served with a golden Yorkshire pudding, Lincolnshire sausages, creamy Maris Piper mash, peas, & rich onion gravy. (Ask for Vegetarian option.) 

MINTED LAMB SHANK (gf)

16.75

Slow cooked in a rich mint gravy served with seasonal vegetables and horseradish mash.

SLOW COOKED PORK BELLY (gf)

16.25

Outdoor reared pork belly marinated with olive oil, sea salt, cracked black pepper & fresh thyme & cooked slowly with new potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

SMOKED DUCK BREAST (gf)

15.65

 Oak-smoked duck breast, served with creamy garlic and spring onion mash, red cabbage with apple & a savory duck gravy. 

MOVING MOUNTAINS (ve)

12.90

Using only plant-based & natural ingredients, try our entirely meat free burger. Served with vegan slaw and chunky chips.

SHEPHERD'S PIE

13.85

 Succulent ground lamb with vegetables, topped with creamy mashed potatoes, served with seasonal greens. 

CHICKEN KEBABS

12.15

Chicken with peppers & onion on skewers, served with a garlic flatbread, rice or chips, Greek style salad and tzatsiki. 

SUNDAY CARVERY (only available sunday)

13.95

Served with a selection of seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire puddings, our famous all meat stuffing 

and homemade roasties from our carvery deck. Feel free to go back for more vegetables.

Choose from: 

ROAST BEEF

ROAST GAMMON

ROAST TURKEY

MEDITERRANEAN VEGETABLE TART (VE)


Upgrade to king size!

We'll carve you extra meat, serve you an extra Yorkie and add extra meat stuffing 

for good measure for Just £3


Sides


  • Chips (Ve) - £3.00
  • Cheesy Chips (V) - £3.50
  • Sweet Potato Fries (Ve) - £3.00
  • Camembert Mash Potato - £4.20
  • Onion Rings (V) - £3.50
  • Garlic Bread (V) - £4.00
  • Cheesy Garlic Bread - £4.50
  • Mixed Olives (Ve) - £3.60
  • Halloumi (Ve) - £4.50
  • Sharing Chilli Beef Nachos - £9.75


Desserts

KENTISH GYPSY TART (v)

4.95

Homemade traditional Kent gypsy tart, served with crème fraiche and lemon curd.

BISCOFF CHEESECAKE (v)

5.95

 A rich and creamy cheesecake with a buttery Biscoff biscuit base, infused with the warm, caramelized flavor of Biscoff spread. Topped with a velvety drizzle of melted Biscoff.

STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING (v)

5.25

Date & toffee flavoured gluten free sponge with a sticky toffee sauce and custard

CHOCOLATE BROWNIE (v)

5.65

Sticky, dense, chocolate brownie with dark , milk & white chocolate drops served with white ice cream. 

CHURROS (v)

4.85

Warm fried dough pudding, classic Spanish and Portuguese cuisine. Rolled in Cinnamon Sugar and served with hot chocolate sauce.

VEGAN RASPBERRY FRANGIPANE

5.50

Gluten free pastry base filled with raspberry jam & almond frangipane topped with raspberries, almond flakes and vegan ice cream.

KEY LIME PIE (v)

5.65

Gingerbread pastry base with lime filling & topped with browned mallow meringue 

WHITE COOKIE DOUGH (v)

5.25

 Golden, gooey white chocolate cookie dough, baked to perfection with a crisp outer layer and a soft, melt-in-your-mouth center. Served warm and topped with a scoop of silky smooth vanilla ice cream 


BREAKFAST BUFFET just £10.50 or £7.50 for children (Saturday 8am - 11am onl

Unlimited Cooked 

Back Bacon Rashers 

Premium Sausages 

Veggie Sausages 

Eggs (scrambled, fried, or boiled) Hash Browns Hash Browns

Black Pudding 

Mushrooms 

Tomatoes 

Baked Beans 



Unlimited Continental 

Croissants 

Pain Au Chocolat 

Chocolate Muffins 

Blueberry Muffins Bagels 

Whole Fruits Greek-Style Yoghurt 

Porridge 

Muesli 

Granola 

Special K 

Cornflakes 

Weetabix Rice 

Krispies 

Coco Pops 

Selection of tea Selection of coffee & Fruit juices 

CHILDREN'S MENU

While we have procedures for segregating preparation within meals and drinks, kitchen and bar service may involve shared preparation/cooking areas. If you have any specific food/drinks allergen needs, please inform us when ordering; we will 

 take reasonable steps to prepare your meal safely, although cannot guarantee completely allergen-free environments or products. Our staff cannot offer specific advice or recommendations beyond our published allergen communications.



Copyright © 2025 theboat-house.co.uk - All Rights Reserved.

  • Terms and Conditions

A Night of MADNESS

Join us for a ska-filled evening with a 7-piece Madness tribute band  – Live at The Boat House!

Includes a 3-course meal and evening disco! 

GET TICKETS NOW